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  • Gurl!

    Gurl!

    It looks like there has been trouble in paradise  for the “bros” of Furry Creek since th...

  • Furry Creek Reunion Specialness

    Furry Creek Reunion Specialness

    As if the show wasn’t enough, there’s more! But since the ending was dramatic and the sh...

  • Fun With GIFS: Part 2

    Fun With GIFS: Part 2

    Now it’s really clear some interweb people have way too much time on their hands and, now that...

  • Charmaine Gets ‘Glamourous’

    Charmaine Gets ‘Glamourous’

    “If you ain’t got no money take your broke ass home”. Some powerful lyrics from th...

  • Fun With GIFs: Part 1

    Fun With GIFs: Part 1

    Some people just have way too much time on their hands and, as a reporter for Channel 12, so do I. S...

Gurl!

It looks like there has been trouble in paradise  for the “bros” of Furry Creek since the show aired. I found this unofficial video of Freddy seriously bonding with Guy and Chad. They look to be super close bros now. UNCHRISTIANLY CLOSE. Is unchristianly a word? The boys seem to speak their own language and keep calling each other “gurl” which ... Read More »

Furry Creek Reunion Specialness

As if the show wasn’t enough, there’s more! But since the ending was dramatic and the show had a bunch of questionable sex scandals, Channel 12 asked me to do a reunion special. We let you, the viewers, ask the former contestants some question about what really happened during the contest. So if you like blatant lies, breastfeeding and threats ... Read More »

Fun With GIFS: Part 2

Now it’s really clear some interweb people have way too much time on their hands and, now that the show is over for this season, so do I. Some nerd made these ridiculous GIFs from episode 4-6 to further try and embarrass Furry Creek. Joke’s on you buddy because we already know this town is illiteretardical. – Mario Read More »

Charmaine Gets ‘Glamourous’

“If you ain’t got no money take your broke ass home”. Some powerful lyrics from the Fergie and Ludacris’ song ‘Glamorous‘. Have you heard it? It’s a brand new hit here in Furry Creek though apparently popular in the rest of the world in 2007. Unfortunately, Charmaine Chad didn’t follow Fergie’s advice and did just the opposite. The everything-challenged Furry Creekian decided ... Read More »

Fun With GIFs: Part 1

Some people just have way too much time on their hands and, as a reporter for Channel 12, so do I. So I thought I’d post these ridiculous GIFs from episode 1-3 to illustrate this town’s ineptness. But naturally I started with one of me because who doesn’t want to see me point at them so handsomely like that? Scroll ... Read More »

Fun With Cartoons

Apparently, this is what we’d look like if we were all cartoons. Clearly, some people really do have too much time on their hands. By the way cartoon person, my sexy moustache is much fuller than that. Jeez. But can you guess who is who? Can you name all of them? If you can, you probably need to find a hobby ... Read More »

Deb and Sisi’s Embarrassing TV Past Revealed

In episode 1 of our ridiculous reality show, we learned that finalist Deborah Dyer is scared of being on live TV. So naturally I stalked her with a live camera crew. She hated it but talked to us anyways. Great work Mario Mancini! You can watch my pretty curls and awkward moments with Deb in the episode 1 recap video ... Read More »

Contestants In The Media

“Gutsy satire that deserves more attention” – Blouin Art Info “A very clever and entertaining show…I’m hooked” – Homorazzi “Furry Creek (is) the sort of place where its right eye looks in one direction whilst the left eye flits around a lot…I just can’t stop twerking to it” – omgblog The contestants have been getting a little bit of press ... Read More »

“The Face of Furry Creek” at Toronto Pride

“The Face of Furry Creek” will be out and about during this year’s Toronto Pride festivities. Channel 12’s incredibly handsome Mario Mancini and that other one Brenda Bergman are proud. Of what we don’t know but we’ll be hosting OUTtv‘s media wall Thursday, June 27th through Saturday, June 29th at Cawthra Park Square, 519 Church Street in Toronto! Us Furry Creek newscasters will be out of our comfort zone ... Read More »

Random People Talk About Furry Creek

I don’t really understand this but some random people got together to try to explain our reality television show and “online experience” (our producers makes me call it that). They do an OK job explaining the concept of the series in this video but I have no idea who these weirdos are. They claim to be “writers” and “actors” or ... Read More »