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Week 2: Blogs

Week 2: Blogs

In the second week of The Face of Furry Creek contest we asked our top 5 finalists to blog about the best part of Furry Creek. It’s harder than it seems, trust us. We got posts about milk, chicks and foreign chicks. See for yourself below. These people need help. And if that weren’t bad enough, we also have Charmaine Chad‘s rejected audition video for your “pleasure”. What is wrong with these people?

● 2% Milk Blurg by Deb Dyer

Dear Deb,
Buy more milk. I like milk. 2% especially because it tastes gooder in my mouth. Sometimes my onliest friend Sisi makes me drink skim but I doesn’t like that because it tastes weirdo. Like a cow on a diet. I like my 2% from cows and I like it not hot and not cold. I like it medium room warm. That is betterer. Sisi doesn’t drink milk because she likes vodfee. That is coffee that tastes bad. I doesn’t know why she likes that. 2% comes from cows. Did you know this? I don’t know where skim comes from but it’s gross. I hope you learned something from milk todays.
Love Deb.

● Homo Milk Blurg bi Sisi Sickles

I like milk vodfee. homo% especially because it tastes gooder in my mouth. Sometimes my onliest friend Sisi Deeb makes me drink skim but I doesn’t like that because it tastes weirdo. Like a cow on a diet. I like my homo% from cows and I like it not hot and not cold. I like it medium room warm. That is betterer. Sisi doesn’t drink milk because eet’s stoopid. Vodfee rewlz. I doesn’t know why Deb is faaat. homo% comes from cows. Did you know this? I don’t know where skim comes from but Deb is gross. I hope you learned something from milk todays.
Love Deb. Sisi

● From Bucharest, Japan: A Poetic Ode To Love At First Sight by Greg Gresmire-Lipinski

Her beauty is in the way she laughs
Her beauty is in her eyes
Her beauty is how she makes me daft
Her beauty was a surprise

She came from a place far away called Bucharest
She came also from Japan, across the sea
She must have heard the sorrow of my pounding chest
She came to live with mother and me

I will treat her right, I will be her man
I will, down there where I’m not supposed to talk about, a tent pitch
I will be her friend and her biggest fan
I will do all this, but only if she’s not a bitch

● Top 10 Bangable Chicks of Furry Creek Blog by Guy Gagnier and Chad Chad

We researched the hottest chicks in Furry Creek man. To help tourism. And then we rated them or something. Both our lists were, like, the same so we just did one bro.

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Chad and Guy do research for their blog in The Face of Furry Creek