Thursday , 22 March 2018
Breaking News

Mayor Chad’s Drug Video Leaked!

I literally can’t even with this. Furry Creek’s mayor is the worstest. After having been in the international news for falling down at a sports event and talking about eating his mother’s pie, the alleged video of him being homophobile and smoking cra…um…drugs has leaked online. And he’s running for re-election! Someone should do something about this or something.

What’s really weirdo though is that nobody has been able to identify his friend in the video. I can’t put my finger in it but that house looks familiar.